May 31, 2019
The ghost “So I hear there’s a ghost who lives here?” I say to Dave...
May 20, 2019
I had just finished adjusting the angle of my fascinator to the properly impractical angle...
March 22, 2019
Until January of this year, I had never been to Las Vegas, for obvious reasons....
January 24, 2019
My 2016 Subaru WRX Premium and I just celebrated our three-year anniversary. Yes, we have...
July 30, 2018
Feminism has achieved its most evil feat to date: causing Henry Cavill, the quintessence of...
May 14, 2018
CareerCast just released its annual list of “the worst jobs in America,” and for the...
April 11, 2018
This winter, I went back to the woods. The backwoods. My homeland is in Central...
November 8, 2017
I always leave my cowboy friends’ house in a good mood, relaxed from a couple...
October 16, 2017
There exists a prevailing notion that Millennials in general are boring. As a member, myself,...
October 9, 2017
My friend Fred Crane told me the Dubois, Idaho rodeo would be like “nothing [I’d]...
August 25, 2017
Making leisure an art form The air is crisp and cool and the sunshine hot....
March 14, 2017
For anyone not living near a ski resort, this is the worst time of year....
December 15, 2016
What do you call an office Christmas party where there’s no alcohol? Not worth going...
August 30, 2016
I once went to a NAScar race by myself. On purpose. Let me explain… I...
April 3, 2015
I just experienced my first hot yoga class. Either that or I joined a cult....
March 2, 2015
The annual Annapolis Cup, held last month, pits against one another two unlikely foes: the...
February 21, 2015
I waffled for a week or so, debating internally whether watching Fifty Shades of Grey would be...
January 24, 2015
I just went through a breakup. At least I think I did. The non-rules of...
September 20, 2014
The world of real (or “court”) tennis is, for most people, an obscure one. But...
September 14, 2014
The thought of watching a polo match in the twilight of a fading summer’s day...
February 9, 2014
The spirit of a too-late Friday night is still coursing through my veins early on...